Calvin Had A Premarital Sex...

...talk with Jason.

(Calvin in his lame attempts to make people's eyes popped out=p

See the grammar also know something wrong with the title...

this generation of perverse grammar...)

It's on Merdeka night

the night where one is merdeka and free to just do it...

the night when "a country that starts with M" boleh, boleh berkhalwat...

Yor, the tulah of Merdeka shall fall on me tonight again!

(the first time happened on the day with a nightmare!)

Click on the comments link below to view the "tulah" incident....

Jason told me (I have so many friends named Jason, guess lar which one)

about this drama series on the secret lives of American teenagers.

Typical lar, 15 years get pregnant, and sex is like the normal thing.

But there was an interesting plot of one Christian couple...

In this BGR,

"Hey, my dad say it's wrong to have sex before marriage.

True love waits!"

"No problem, we can get married and then have sex!"

"But my dad says I can't get married until after university"

The guy start counting with his fingers

And guess what? The girl was dreaming to be a doctor!

Count the years yourself when she's allowed to get married!

Looking desperate, the guy suggested,

"What about oral sex? It's not exactly sexual intercourse..."

"It's still SEX right?" The girl said bluntly.

The guy was sort of disappointed, but he loved her deeply.

But his sexual drive was too strong,

sohe resorted to have another girlfriend who was willing.

The strange thing was, and the guy was a Christian

asked the other girlfriend who isn't,

to pray for forgiveness before having sex!

"Hey, you want it or not?"

The guy was like trembling,

"God might zap us on the bed!"

Then I forgot how the plot went...

something like the guy was discovered by the Christian girlfriend...

Jason haven't watched finished the series...

(Calvin loves cliffhangers! =p)

Sometimes I just don't get

why sex has to be within the confinements of marriage...

Calvin can just walk past the BU area and Centrepoint

to see enough cats with premarital pregnancy!

Animals don't have marriage!

"Alsation, I hereby pronounce you as husband to Chihuahua!"

Marriage doesn't make sex more safe.

If the spouse has HIV gotten from his/her mum

the other one will kena also.

Marriage doesn't guarantee that sex will be more fun.

Many men and women end up dissatisfied.

The body produces gametes no matter whether you're married or not.

Aka, the body doesn't care if you're married or not.

Marriage doesn't guarantee you won't end up in divorce.

In fact it sort of guarantees, you can't divorce

if you aren't married IN THE FIRST PLACE

(So happen that "In the first place" is Mr D's favourite phrase

and by the way "divorce" is pronounced as DEE-was rather than DIE-wass)

But why there's marriage IN THE FIRST PLACE?

How come so many cultures have this thing called "marriage"?

Most of the time, it's a great and lavish event, to add on.

Guess there's a purpose God created marriage for Adam and Eve.

Probably because Adam and Eve

weren't animals who just do it for the sake of

"BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY"...

The love between them goes beyond eros,

they are to care for each other and truly love one another

and somehow humans are creatures wired with the need to focus

or else they fail

(proven by AUSMAT students, including me)

So does marriage, it helps us to focus on that one person we love

not just some fun fun legalistic "holier-than-thou" procedure...

to make sure you are BOUND FOREVER to

your (insert negative adjective) wife.

(In a sense there's freedom in that "bondage" to fully love your wives

with marriage pulling you back from lust's deceptive distractions)

Premarital sex is fun, but leaves you empty

because there's no commitment.

And oh yeah, for those who has premarital sex,

pray for forgiveness like that guy in the drama series

not because God will zap you immediately if you don't

but God is gracious and always will accept you back

(and help you pull through the consequences...

milk powder might just fall from heaven)

All said, true love waits.

And Calvin is waiting for his one true love too =p

Calvin sort of kesian the ibu tunggal cats in BU who was dump by their lovers after having sex...